NEW YORK – Donald Trump has been talking with Kate Upton about a potential role as a Vice Presidential candidate. “Look, she’s a good looking girl,” says Trump. “Some women just have it. You can use all the handlers in the world, but you can’t coach hot.”

Voters may doubt that Ms Upton’s physical appearance makes her qualified for such a role. Trump disagrees. “As VP, your only job is to gain exposure and acceptance for the President’s message. Who’s not gonna pay attention to this woman? That’s a HUGE mistake Obama made. Biden? He’s a corpse next to Kate.”

Trump’s numbers have recently taken a slight turn downward, but he hopes to reverse that trend with Upton. “I guarantee you, Kate will cause a surge in the poles.”

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