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Unseen Movie Reviews

Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen

The Martian (An Unseen Movie Review)

Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Michael Pena and Kate Mara land on Mars. Matt Damon goes on a spacewalk during a storm and gets lost. The rest of the crew, believing him dead, abandon him. Only Damon’s not dead — he’s undead — and now must survive the solitary confinement chamber of his own planet. Continue reading “The Martian (An Unseen Movie Review)”


Everest (An Unseen Movie Review)

Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin, Jason Clarke, John Hawkes and Emily Watson are at base camp, acclimating to the altitude and preparing to summit Everest. One of them will die, but we don’t know which one. Some minor characters will also die, but we won’t be all that bothered about them. Continue reading “Everest (An Unseen Movie Review)”

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (An Unseen Movie Review)

In ‘Rogue Nation,’ Tom Cruise is offered a mission that is nearly impossible, so he is first asked if he is willing to accept it. He is and proves more than equal to the task. Continue reading “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (An Unseen Movie Review)”

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